Good to be here. Unfortunately the American Idol people are still angry with me because I phoned in 200,000 votes for Rocco Baldelli.
PERRY AND LEONARD TIE RECORD AT COLONIAL WITH 61s
Are you like me? Are you wondering if they put the red tees back in?
ANNIKA DRAWS CROWDS BUT HAS NO PLANS FOR WEEKEND
The media attention early in the week was wild. The New York Times sent six reporters, and more than half of them actually showed up.
Of course, Jayson Blair filed three stories from Colonial Williamsburg.
FOR THE FIRST TIME MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALLOWS FOX TO MIKE POSITION PLAYERS
Which raises an interesting question: What's Spanish for "Hey, check out that blonde five rows behind the dugout"?
The Brewers have employees going door-to-door trying to sell tickets. The results are not good. So far, 500 people have tried to order those Thin Mint cookies.
Elsewhere, New York City police arrested a man who was allegedly harassing Mets general manager Steve Phillips. According to prosecutors the guy was hanging out every day at Shea Stadium. On the bright side, he's been showing up more than Mo Vaughn.
Sad days in San Diego. The Padres lost nine in a row and are playing so poorly they're thinking of wearing the camouflage jerseys all the time so no one can see them.