TV ratings for hockey continue to slide. ABC was seriously thinking of renaming this year's finals Who Wants to Be a Niedermayer?
Patrick Roy retired after 18 seasons. His pads will now be turned into affordable housing for three families.
NIKE GIVES $1 MILLION CONTRACT TO 13-YEAR-OLD
Are you like me? Before you found out he was a soccer player, were you thinking, "This kid must be some kind of genius gluing those insoles"?
JOUMANA KIDD BEING CONSIDERED FOR MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL SIDELINE GIG
Not to be outdone, Eric Dickerson has the inside track on becoming TJ's nanny.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Spooky Tooth.