The Show

Good to be here. Am I wrong, or does the oversized head on Tiger Woods's new Nike driver look like LeBron James?

WORLD CHAMPION ANGELS MEET PRESIDENT BUSH IN ROSE GARDEN

Unfortunately, the Secret Service kept dragging David Eckstein back to the T-ball field.

People who raise more than $200,000 for Bush's reelection campaign will be known as Rangers, in apparent tribute to the team the President once co-owned. Of course, those who cough up $70 million and have nothing to show for it will be known as New York Rangers.

Rumor is Ted Turner may buy the Braves. It all depends on if he can lock up Andy Messersmith to a long-term deal.

After a recent loss Curt Schilling took a bat to a QuesTec camera used to evaluate umpires. It was the first time the machine registered a high strike.

Jack McKeon is still adjusting to managing at the age of 72. Last week he left the "take" signal on for 15 minutes.

NBA PLAYOFFS END HIATUS. FINALS BEGIN ON JUNE 4

Come on. The last thing stretched out this much in the NBA was Mel Turpin's waistband.

In other basketball news Larry Brown resigned from the Sixers. In a related story, Allen Iverson says he's willing to show up late for practices run by Jeff Van Gundy, Mike Fratello or Mike Dunleavy.