You don't have to get a life. Just get a different surrogate life—in film or politics or music, perhaps. If it proves productive, we can make this an annual event. There was a TV show in the '60s called That Was the Week That Was. Perhaps we will say of the third week in June, every year in sports, That Was the Week That Wasn't.
Oh, by the way. The week begins the moment you finish this issue of SI, and ends when your next one arrives. After all, we wouldn't want you to go overboard, now, would we?