And an Illinois judge ruled that Michael Jordan does not have to pay former girlfriend Karla Knafel $5 million in hush money. What a relief. For a minute there I was worried he wouldn't have enough cash to buy the Bucks.
FORMER UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI RUNNING BACK JAMES STEWART PLEADS GUILTY TO FELONY DISTRIBUTION OF COCAINE
He'll be sentenced in October, and the following month at the Orange Bowl he'll be inducted into the Hurricanes' Drug Ring of Honor.
MANCHESTER UNITED TRIES TO SELL DAVID BECKHAM TO BARCELONA
The deal fell through after Man U was unable to get Beckham's approval and his wife, Victoria, refused to change her name to Picante Spice.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy the Cuff-Links.