Help me out here. Who do I call to get Roger Clemens's family to stop following me around?
TIGERS FORMER CADDIE CARRIES BAGS FOR GUY WHO WINS U.S. OPEN
For those of you unfamiliar with Jim Furyk, he is a less dynamic, lower-key version of Scott Simpson.
Before Furyk hit his birdie putt at the 11th hole, a topless woman ran out of the gallery onto the green. And, in Furyk's honor, she covered herself cross-handed.
Tom Watson, 53, led after the first round with a five-under 65. Then he threw his backswing out.
During his record second-round 63, Vijay Singh was heckled by a man in the gallery about Annika Sorenstam. The fan was removed by Chicago cops and immediately thrown into the audience at Jerry Springer.
NBC really lost interest once Tiger Woods dropped back. Midway through the final round, it cut away for 15 minutes for a live tour of the empty Arena Bowl pregame show set.
I don't want to say Tiger's game went south, but he played the last 27 holes at Doral.
SOSA SITS SEVEN GAMES
After an appeal, Major League Baseball reduced its suspension by a game. Originally, Sosa wanted them to cut it in half, but he was afraid of what they might find.