BONDS FIRST MEMBER OF 500-500 CLUB
It may mean nothing to you, but it entitles him to 20% off all elbow armor.
Unfortunately the next day his 73 rd home run ball fell just short of making the 500-500-500 Club.
Last week the Red Sox set a major league record by scoring 10 runs before their first out en route to a 25-8 win over the Marlins. Hey, forget that, the bullpen held the lead!
Jack McKeon was so upset after the loss, he banged back half a case of Ensure.
The Red Sox want permission from the city to hold two September concerts at Fenway Park with Bruce Springsteen and his band. Speaking of E Street, does anyone have an address for Jose Offerman?
Rangers owner Tom Hicks told his G.M., John Hart, to start dumping salaries. Here's the scary part: Martha Stewart knew this was going to happen in April.
Of course, Billy Beane is sitting patiently in Oakland, waiting for Ugie Urbina to become available with 0% financing.
Juan Gonzalez turned down a trade to Montreal. Two reasons: He's happy in Texas, and he didn't want to miss Carl Everett's annual midsummer freak-out.
LARRY ROBINSON WITHDRAWS AS RANGERS COACHING CANDIDATE