Before we begin, quick impression. Oprah Winfrey to Michael Jordan before his deal fell through: "O.K., I'm in. But only if you change the name to Oprah's Buck Club."
DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THE NBA DRAFT, I TAPED IT
Big day for the Cavaliers. They grabbed LeBron James with the first pick, then in the second round grabbed the guy who sold his mom the Hummer.
It was a moving moment when LeBron walked up to the podium, then bought it.
The star power really dimmed after the first three picks. At one point I swear I heard David Stern say, "The Phoenix Suns select...that kid over there in the giant suit."
Portland chose Travis Outlaw in the first round. Depending on how you score, he'll either be the first Outlaw to play for the Blazers or the sixth.
And finally, some good news for Pat Riley. The Miami Heat has been invited to join the ACC.
JETS DEFENSIVE TACKLE JOSH EVANS SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY AFTER THIRD POSITIVE TEST FOR MARIJUANA
He faces a lifetime ban from the NFL. Of course, that can be avoided if the Jets just place him on injured reserve with glaucoma.
Evans has been suspended twice and is tested up to 10 times a month. As a matter of fact, his bathroom at home has a specimen cup dispenser. With carryout lids.