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Bill Scheft
July 14, 2003
Good to be here. Sorry I'm late, but Torii Hunter was arguing with me over a couple of jokes he thought were too inside.
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July 14, 2003

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Good to be here. Sorry I'm late, but Torii Hunter was arguing with me over a couple of jokes he thought were too inside.

SERENA HAS VENUS FOR BREAKFAST

Venus was hampered throughout the final by a painful abdominal strain. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the good old days when the matches had to be decided by their dad.

Serena's victory was the fourth straight Wimbledon tide for the sisters. I believe that ties the record set by Ivan Lendl and his less talented brother, Jerry Van Lendl.

Roger Federer won the men's title over unseeded Mark Philippoussis. Poor Philippoussis. Not only did he get routed, but he also fell six aces short of qualifying for the final table at the World Series of Poker.

Look, I don't mean to be disrespectful to the whole Wimbledon scene, but if it's called Henman Hill, people should be allowed to advance only halfway up.

VANCOUVER GETS 2010 WINTER GAMES

Figuring in the exchange rate, they had to come up with 35% more bribe money.

And this is promising. Former Grizzlies G.M. Dick Versace has agreed to let his hair be used for the freestyle-moguls venue.

HERE COMES THE NEWLY FORMATTED ALL-STAR GAME

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