The Show

Good to be here. Maybe it's just me, but I prefer Coco Crisp right out of the box.

MIKE TYSON FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY

He plans to start fighting under the name Busted Douglas.

It's serious. Next month The Ring magazine will start ranking his accountants.

He's so broke, his next face tattoo has to be in red ink.

Tyson has lost or blown an estimated $300 million. Wow. To put that amount in perspective, to make $300 million, Peter McNeely would have to take a dive every day for 2� years.

KOBE DROPPED AS SPOKESMAN FOR NUTELLA

I'll be honest. I never heard of Nutella. I thought it was another nickname for Mark Cuban.

The Mavericks' owner said he believes the league will benefit financially from the Bryant case. You know, he's right. That comment alone should bring in an extra million to the NBA fine office.

Seriously, maybe it's time for David Stern to start fining Cuban's psychiatrist.