Good to be here. Just finished reading last week's issue of SI.... I'm telling you, Walt Disney must be turning over in his liquid nitrogen.
MASSIVE POWER FAILURE GRIPS CANADA, NORTHEAST
50 million people were without electricity. Although QuesTec says it was only 16.
Experts are still not certain what caused the outage, but they're pretty sure Dave Bliss will end up blaming everything on Patrick Dennehy.
The Mets-Giants game at Shea Stadium was canceled. Let me be the 200th wise-guy sports-writer to say, "It's the only time New York relievers have been lights out this season."
Come on. If the Yankees' bullpen by committee gets any more ineffective, it will be admitted to the United Nations.
Two WNBA games were called off. And attendance actually went up.
It was the first blackout in New York City since the summer of 1977. Unless you're talking about Billy Martin after a Yankees loss.
SHAUN LEAVES CHAD HANGING FOR PGA TITLE
Micheel became the first player since John Daly to make the PGA his first Tour victory. Who would have bet on that? You know, other than John Daly's wife?