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Bill Scheft
September 01, 2003
Before we begin, be honest: How many of you still think the X Games are a track meet for Larry King's wives?
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September 01, 2003

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Meanwhile, Andre Agassi is coming out with his own men's fragrance: Bald Spice.

SACRAMENTO BEEFIRES WRITER FOR COVERING PIRATES-GIANTS GAME "LIVE" OFF TV FROM UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

Which raises a serious ethical question: What, you can't get hard liquor at Pac Bell Park?

This guy has no business calling himself a journalist. He should be calling himself a candidate for governor of California.

The writer had been with the Bee for 34 years. Maybe it's time to retire and pretend to go to the golf course.

MLB DECISION ON PETE ROSE REINSTATEMENT TO BE MADE SOMETIME AFTER WORLD SERIES

Which is great because his hair dye doesn't expire until Dec. 1.

In other baseball news Albert Pujols sat out his suspension. Unfortunately, he'll have to wait until next season to try and extend his hitting Gary Bennett streak.

Pujols punched Bennett in the face during an altercation on July 13. He was originally suspended two games and three Winston Cup races.

Elsewhere, the Brewers are thinking of closing the upper deck at Miller Park. If they had any sense of humor, they'd stretch a tarp across it with the words LESS FILLING.

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