To be fair, the $50 annual charge will be applied against the cost of tickets once you come off the wait list. Or against the cost of your funeral, whichever comes first.
Elsewhere in the NFL, Raiders linebacker Bill Romanowski was fined and suspended after he broke teammate Marcus Williams's orbital bone during a fight in practice. I'm going to give Romo the benefit of the doubt and say it was the glutathione talking.
Romanowski later apologized and explained the whole incident was just part of a spec script he was developing for ESPN's Playmakers.
Williams is contemplating legal action. And Al Davis has advised him to sue the city of Oakland because the stands were half full when he was punched.
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI FOOTBALL GAMES AT ORANGE BOWL TO FEATURE LIMITED ALCOHOL SALES AND A LARGER POLICE PRESENCE
And that's just in the Hurricanes' locker room.
Michigan State defeated Western Michigan 26-21 for the Spartans' first win under new coach John Smith. John Smith? Hey, after the way the school handled the Bobby Williams situation, I'd use an alias too.
KELLI'S PERFORMANCE AT WORLD TRACK CHAMPIONSHIPS WHITEWASHED
The American sprinter may be stripped of her gold medals in the 100 and 200 meters after testing positive for the substance modafinil. Modafinil is a stimulant that makes you answer only to the name Marion Jones.
White claims the positive drug test was the result of a prescription she was taking for a sleep disorder. Well, give some of that stuff to Jon Drummond, and maybe he'll stop lying down out of the blocks.