David Carr was not sacked in Houston's 21-20 upset over Miami. I didn't see the game. How long was he allowed to wear the red "no-contact" jersey?
Kurt Warner fumbled six times and threw an interception in the Rams' 23-13 loss to the Giants. Hey, Mike Martz, is that a Bulger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
The Bengals debuted their first uniform change in 22 seasons. The new black pants are supposed to be a fashion statement. And I believe that statement is, "We got the white pants beaten off us."
Elsewhere, the Patriots released four-time Pro Bowler Lawyer Milloy. Let's hope the cap money they save will be put to good use-like psychoanalysis for Bill Belichick.
The day after he was let go, Milloy signed with the Bills in a deal loaded with incentives. For instance, he gets $100,000 for every 10 pages of the Patriots' playbook he brings with him.
CBS has changed its NFL theme music, to attract younger viewers. Not only that, the promotional spots feature hip-hop artist Ja Rule. Shouldn't that be Ja Tuck Rule?
According to Forbes the Redskins are valued at $952 million. And now that they have released Danny Wuerffel, it's closer to $960 million.
JOE TORRE SAYS MANAGING YANKS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE
Come on. What's more fun than wasting $183 million of somebody else's money?
Big league rosters expanded Sept. 1, and the Phillies added an infielder, three pitchers and four replacement veins for Larry Bowa's head.