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Bill Scheft
September 22, 2003
Good to be here. Do I have this right? Ben Affleck broke off his engagement to Rodrigo Lopez?
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September 22, 2003

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Not only that, the shot clock will be turned off.

And before being sworn in, all witnesses will first have to check in at the scorer's table.

Bryant's defense is now claiming that not only was the sex consensual, but he also had a foul to give.

MOSLEY-DE LA HOYA II TURNS OUT TO BE REPEAT

De La Hoya was outraged with the scoring and is planning to hire lawyers to investigate the decision...as soon as the swelling in his face goes down enough for him to see the numbers on his phone.

Boy, you can tell the economy is bad. Yesterday, Oscar laid off 200 publicists.

DEVILS SIGN 42-YEAR-OLD IGOR LARIONOV
He hopes to be the first NHL player to deliver an artificial-hip check.

IRAQI WRESTLING TEAM UNABLE TO COMPETE AT WORLD FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS

Too bad. Now we'll never know if they had any Pins of Mat Destruction.

My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Humble Pie.

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