The win kept Florida in the AP Top 25 for the 226th consecutive week. And kept Ron Zook's job secure for a record 170th consecutive hour.
SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI SPENDS NIGHT IN JAIL AFTER GETTING IN A FIGHT AT A BAR
Which makes him the only Raider who's performing the same as he did last year. The Eagles won their first game of the season 23-13 in Buffalo. And this is promising. Next week city officials are going to lift the ban at Lincoln Financial Field and let Donovan McNabb bring in his own offense.
Speaking of new facilities, have you seen the renovation job on Soldier Field? Who did this? Queer Eye for the Stadium Guy?
Turns out that during the Browns' comeback win in San Francisco two weeks ago, QB Kelly Holcomb played with a broken bone in his leg. Not to be outdone, during the same game Tim Couch's headset was really, really tight.
The NFL fined the Broncos $25,000 for wearing their white uniforms for their Sept. 14 game in San Diego. A quick-thinking Mike Shanahan immediately listed himself as "questionable" with color blindness.
BRIAN SHAW RETIRES AFTER 14 SEASONS TO TAKE FRONT OFFICE JOB WITH LAKERS
I believe his official title is Executive in Charge of Changing the Subject.
Elsewhere, the Heat cut coach Pat Riley's salary by about $500,000. Are you like me? Are you wondering whether, legally, you can sew an Armani label inside a suit from Lands' End?
CAFFEINE TAKEN OFF BANNED SUBSTANCES LIST FOR 2004 OLYMPICS
Terrific. This clears the way for putting up a Starbucks next to the high jump pit.