Wait a minute. If Rush is found to have used narcotics illegally, does that mean the NFL will let him return in four weeks?
Elsewhere, a federal judge recently ruled the name "Redskins" is not offensive. Okay, fine. Now how about a ruling on grown men wearing dresses and rubber pig noses?
San Diego wide receiver David Boston apologized for missing practice and fighting with a coach by issuing a 37-second statement. Damn. If he'd only spoken another 23 seconds, it would have been the most time-consuming drive by the Chargers offense this season.
Memo to Terrell Owens: I checked. Decaf is not on the NFL banned substances list. Knock yourself out.
CAVALIERS TO APPEAR ON NATIONAL TV 13 TIMES THIS SEASON
Big deal. For the next six months the Lakers will be on Court TV every night.
The Nuggets hired Jim Harrick as a scout and consultant. Not only that, his son got a gig not teaching a phantom 8 a.m. class at Denver High.
NHL SHORTENS LEGAL LENGTH OF GOALIE PADS TO 38 INCHES
I don't think this is the kind of cutting back the owners had in mind.
The league reported losses of $300 million last year. Man, who knew that safety netting was so expensive?