Before we begin, just wondering: Is Byung-Hyun Kim eligible for the national Do Not Call list?
MARLINS ARE SOMETHING WILD
Florida eliminated last year's N.L. champion Giants in four games. Which raises the question: What is Jason Schmidt's record on 185 days' rest?
You have to admire baseball's resiliency. Wasn't it only a year ago that Bud Selig wanted to contract two teams, and one Alex Gonzalez?
Florida is now preparing for the NLCS. They've opened up 65,000 seats at Pro Player Stadium and added 50,000 handicapped parking spaces.
The Cubs were confident they were going to win their series. Before Game 5 Sammy Sosa had ordered a case of champagne—with screw-top caps.
You know, if Andruw Jones was any shallower, he'd be dating models.
BUH-BYE WEEK FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH
Limbaugh called Donovan McNabb overrated and implied the media wants him to do well because he's black. ESPN executives were livid. Rush wasn't scheduled to make his first racially insensitive remark until Week 10.
Bad week for Limbaugh. He's under investigation for illegally obtaining thousands of dollars' worth of prescription drugs. Of course, Rush will end up accusing the media of wanting the black market to succeed.