The Cowboys are 4-1, yet despite the strong start, insiders still believe Bill Parcells may have trouble with Jerry Jones being on the sideline during games. No problem. Jones will just have his plastic surgeon make him look like Dat Ngyuen.
I missed the Jaguars-Dolphins game. Did Jack Del Rio get called for a chop block?
The Broncos beat Pittsburgh 17-14. See what happens when you kick away from Dante Hall?
ESPN is still recovering from the Rush Limbaugh fiasco. I'm pretty sure I heard Steve Young refer to the NFC Central as the And Blue Division.
You know, if Rush Limbaugh had a sense of humor, after he gets out of rehab, he'd show up at Sunday NFL Countdown with the open shirt, the sunglasses, the medallion, then start talking point spreads and referring to Chris Berman as Phyllis George.
I didn't even know they kept these statistics, but Warren Sapp's average start of possession during pregame warmups is the opponents' 35.
AL MICHAELS PREPARING HIS DEBUT AS NEW TV VOICE OF THE NBA
Do you believe in acquittals? Yesss!!!!
In other NBA news, the first series of LeBron James's signature Nike shoe, the Air Zoom Generation, is modeled after his Hummer H2. Wait a minute, does that mean it can be purchased only by your mother?
Congratulations to Mavs owner Mark Cuban, whose wife had a baby girl. She's already keeping them up at night-crying about officiating.