The Show

Hey, what happened? Didn't anybody tell Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer about Separation Saturday?

RATINGS FOR THE PLAYOFFS HIGHEST IN YEARS

The Cubs are drawing so many viewers, Fox is thinking about a spin-off show, Grudzielanek in the Middle.

In its Game 3 victory, Chicago got a two-run homer from Randall Simon. I believe he hit a hanging bratwurst.

Byung-Hyun Kim was left off the Red Sox' roster for the Yankees series because of shoulder tightness. I don't have the latest Gray's Anatomy, but when did the Adam's apple become part of the shoulder?

NO. 1 SOONERS LATER LONG-HORNS 65-13

The game was such a rout ABC sold the re-broadcasting rights to NBC as a two-part episode of Miss Match.

You know a game is out of hand when midway through the second quarter Brent Musburger starts hyping the guys working the chains.

Minnesota was trying to go 7-0 for the first time in 43 years. To give you an idea of how long ago that is, in 1960 the Big Ten had only 10 teams!

GUESS WHO LEADS THE NFC EAST?