Good to be back. I was at Brian Billick's yard sale. Got two VCRs for a buck.
SHAQ SAYS FEUD WITH KOBE IS OVER
It must be. The other day at a shoot-around, Shaq was wearing an eight-carat diamond.
Speaking of the Lakers, technically, shouldn't Karl Malone now be known as the Subpoena Man?
David Stern begins his 20th season as NBA commissioner...and his eighth year knowing a posse is not a bunch of guys on horses.
And Scottie Pippen is back with the Bulls. However, he will still be available to the Blazers as a character witness.
MARLINS RE-SIGN JACK McKEON
And thanks to Medicare, it was only an $8 copay.
The Marlins and Miami-Dade County have approved plans to fund a new ballpark that would open in 2007. Wow. That gives them less than three years to gut and rebuild the team.
If the new ballpark is built, the team promises to change its name to the Miami Marlins. O.K., but if you really want to draw some crowds, how about changing the name to Phish?