Good to be here. Just heard about David Blaine's next stunt: He's going to try and survive 48 consecutive hours in Butch Davis's doghouse.
LEBRON JAMES SIGNS RECORDING CONTRACT FOR ALBUM TO BE PRODUCED BY JAY-Z
This could spawn a whole new music genre: Hype-Hop.
In other NBA news, 15 teams average less than 90 points a game. Some suggest widening the rim to increase scoring. Hey, while we're at it, how about redesigning the paint to include an express lane?
New Pacers coach Rick Carlisle has implemented a 2-3 zone trap. And that's just to restrain Ron Attest.
TCU STAYS UNBEATEN
The Horned Frogs have gone 10-0 for the first time in 65 years. In case you don't remember, in 1938 the BCS had TCU ranked behind Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Notre Dame.
Of course, the coaches' poll had Notre Dame ahead of Mussolini.
Elsewhere, Miami edged Syracuse, 17-10, behind backup QB Derrick Crudup. Brock Berlin got in for one series, and that was only after bringing a note of apology from Kellen Winslow Sr.
FIVE TO SEVEN PERCENT OF MLB PLAYERS TEST POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS