The Show

Keyshawn's teammates had grown used to his complaining. In fact, two weeks ago Simeon Rice guaranteed a whine.

The former All-Pro had been dropping hints he wasn't happy. He put his Tampa home up for sale, and he changed the name of his local restaurant from Profusion to TGI Free Agency.

Elsewhere, the Lions lost their 22nd straight road game, one shy of the NFL record. Sad. No luck on the road, problems at home.... No, wait. I was thinking of William Green.

The Nov. 16 Cowboys-Patriots game on ESPN was the fifth-most-watched cable broadcast ever. Not only that, most of the viewers stuck around for the postgame open-mouth kiss between Parcells and Belichick.

WOLVERINES GNAW BUCKEYES

35-21 But don't worry about Ohio State. The team can still play for the national championship, thanks to the brand-new BCS Do-Over Bowl.

Actually, I believe it's the Xerox Do-Over Bowl.

Elsewhere, No. 3 LSU beat No. 15 Mississippi 17-14. The Tigers sacked Eli Manning three times, but a Manning family lawyer says it was not because he left his backside exposed.

NBA STARS PLAY FOR CHARITY ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Unfortunately the hosts were Pat Sajak and Jahidi White.