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Bill Scheft
December 01, 2003
I've got to start reading the front of the newspaper. I thought "Neverland" was a reference to the Bengals' being in first place.
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December 01, 2003

The Show

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The producers really blew it. How can you have NBA Week on Wheel of Fortune and not get Rasheed Wallace to show up and say, "Is there a T?"

Some people just don't know the game. Three times Bill Walton asked Sajak if he could buy an ankle.

U.S. GOVERNMENT OWES $800,000 IN DUES TO WORLD ANTI-DOPING AGENCY

But the street value is closer to $4 million.

That's $800,000 overdue to an antidoping agency. You know, if Barry Bonds is really serious about changing his image, he should break out that MasterCard!

METS FIRE SCOUT FOR RACIALLY INSENSITIVE REMARKS TO DODGERS EXECUTIVE KIM NG

Bill Singer blamed his actions on a chemical imbalance that resulted from his new diet combined with alcohol. Yeah, I believe it's that new Low Carb, High Slur diet.

CONVERSE DEBUTS NEW $90 SHOE, "LOADED WEAPON"

Or, as they're known on the street, Glock Taylors.

NO WINNERS IN PRESIDENTS CUP

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