I've got to start reading the front of the newspaper. I thought "Neverland" was a reference to the Bengals' being in first place.
CANADIENS, OILERS PONDER LIFE
The teams drew 57,000 at Commonwealth Stadium in the first regular-season outdoor game in NHL history. In Canada the windchill was listed as -28. Isn't it great to see-28 when it's not the line on Oklahoma?
The alumni were affected by the elements. Claude Lemieux dropped his gloves three times—to blow on his hands.
A streaker ran out in the middle of the alumni game, wearing only a shirt, a hat and an artfully placed sock, and was chased by police for several minutes. Are you like me? Are you thinking we have a new spokesman for Labatt?
NFL SAYS RAIDERS WHO TESTED POSITIVE FOR THG WON'T BE SUSPENDED
What is this, Bring Bud Selig to Work Day?
The NFL Players Association was irate that the results were leaked to the media. (Note to union reps: Next time, when discussing drug tests, check Roger's and find another word for leak.)
BUCCANEERS DEACTIVATE KEYSHAWN JOHNSON
Finally, they sent him on an "out" route.