Brown is thrilled. He's excited about finally getting the opportunity to be on an American League disabled list.
Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra is still the subject of trade rumors. So far only two teams are interested: Los Angeles and a Japanese expansion franchise, the Mia Hamm Fighters.
PROFESSIONAL LACROSSE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION STRIKE NOW IN WEEK 2
Unfortunately you can't read the picket signs because they keep cradling them.
MIKE TYSON FIRES MANAGER SHELLY FINKEL
He now gets all his advice from a yam that looks like Cus D'Amato.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Nick Gilder.