SAY "HEY!," KID
Devil Rays leftfielder Carl Crawford sprained his ankle attempting to avoid a collision with the 10-year-old son of general manager Chuck LaMar while shagging flies during batting practice.
THROW ANOTHER SCRAP OF MY DIGNITY ON THE BARBIE
While attending the Moscow-Utah Youth Games in Russia, the security chief of the 2002 Winter Olympics had his pocket picked.
ONE THING THE MEDIA DID NOT BLOW OUT OF PROPORTION
The West Australian newspaper apologized to Australian Rules football player Paul Hasleby for publishing a photograph of him with his penis hanging out of his shorts.
THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE NO JOKING SIGN
For yuks, a Delta charter pilot flying the Falcons to New York announced over the intercom that Deion Sanders was on board getting "tips" from embattled Atlanta coach Dan Reeves.
THE OLD MAN AND THE HYPOCRISY
Four days after Florida manager Jack McKeon ripped the Red Sox for scoring 25 runs against his team, the Marlins scored 20 against the Braves.
DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DUI
Former Bears quarterback Jim McMahon, whose DON'T BE A PUNK AND GET DRUNK posters appear in bars and restaurants in Illinois, was arrested for drunken driving in Florida.
THE GATORS ARE THE ONES WHO DON'T GO TO CLASS
The University of Florida, whose mascot is an alligator, put a crocodile on the cover of its football media guide.
BEND IT LIKE BEKINS
The Hodges family moved from Truro, England, to Madrid because David Beckham was transferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid.
HE GOT A " JERRY JONES"
Danny, the Pekingese who defeated over 20,000 contestants at Crufts—the world's largest dog show—was alleged to have had a facelift.
BUT THE LEATHER LEDERHOSEN WERE PARCELLS'S IDEA
Lawrence Taylor told 60 Minutes that he once came to a team meeting the night before a game wearing a pair of handcuffs after the key had been misplaced during a sexual misadventure.