The All-Star shortstop will move to third base. And Derek Jeter will move from Elite Models to the Ford Agency.
Elsewhere, an auction of items from Veterans Stadium raised $700,000. I paid $75 for what I thought was a Steve Carlton rosin bag. Turned out to be the Phillie Phanatic's spleen.
PATRIOTS TACKLE MATT LIGHT TO APPEAR ON QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
I guess he wants to work on his pass blocking.
GEORGE FOREMAN, 55, CONSIDERS COMEBACK
Insiders say he's furious about the new Klitschko Brothers Hibachi.
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Every Mother's Son.