Lexicon Of The Links

Picasso: A great shot. Usage: "Tiger hit a Picasso to two feet on 18."

Paramedic: Golf instructor.

Put the party hat on the dachshund: To be closed out in a match. Usage: "I'm three down with two holes to play, Louie. It's time to put the party hat on the dachshund."

Pete Rose: A golfer who lies about his score even though you know he's lying and he knows you know he's lying.

Run a red light: To hit a putt well past the hole.

Russians: Red lateral-hazard stakes.

Saddam: A ball hidden in a bunker.

Spleen: Two-iron.

Trump: To fire a caddie. Usage: "He airmails the last green with the seven-iron I suggested and is so mad he Trumps me on the spot!"

Whine shampoo: To lose all bets.