I pray to God the USGA doesn't ban them.
?FRIENDS OR SEX AND THE CITY
Friends. I don't know if I'll watch the finale—it might spoil the reruns.
?PEBBLE OR TORREY
Pebble. Sorry, San Diego.
? NBA ALL-STARS
My dad lost 35 pounds, but as soon as he stopped, he got bloated.
? VIJAY SINGH
Wouldn't have thought it possible for him to miss a cut.
? BARRY BONDS
He's humongous, and it's a long off-season, so he'd have plenty of time to use steroids without getting caught.
Brutal. The bane of my existence.