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Bill Scheft
March 01, 2004
I need to check with City Hall, but I believe right now that the only two men in San Francisco trying to break up are Barry Bonds and his personal trainer.
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March 01, 2004

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GEORGE FOREMAN AGREES TO $20 MILLION COMEBACK BOUT DEAL
It's a tentative, verbal agreement with Don King. A tentative, verbal agreement with Don King? Milk of magnesia is more binding.

NBA STORE REMOVES SWEATSHIRTS MADE IN MYANMAR
You can always tell the items from Burma. The NBA logo is a silhouette of Jerry West at a sewing machine.

AUGUSTA NATIONAL RAISES PRICES FOR TUESDAY MASTERS PRACTICE ROUNDS FROM $21 TO $31

But ladies drink free.

My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Uriah Heep.

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