ABC is calling the show The Benefactor. I guess My Big Fat Obnoxious Fine Recipient was taken.
I hear that each week Cuban will eliminate one contestant. Or a guy in the NBA office.
Elsewhere, the league suspended referee Michael Henderson for three games after he blew a crucial call in Denver that helped the Lakers. Hmmm.... Is that enough for a mistrial?
The Magic signed Desmond Penigar to another 10-day contract. He'll be tried at small forward, and at long snapper for Tracy McGrady.
WOODS HAS NO MATCH AT WORLD MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP
The only disappointment for Tiger came at the award ceremony, when Accenture refused to make the giant $1.2 million check out to Carl Spackler.
Davis Love III played 114 holes over the five days. Or, as it's known in golf vernacular, an O.J. Getaway Weekend.
The whole tournament setup was kind of bogus. Come on. Sixty-four seeds, and no St. Joe's?
MIKE TYSON DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
He claims that in the month of November 2003, his entire income was $5.68. And mat included a mail-in rebate from Purina Tiger Chow.