They were delivered by a 7-foot, 400-pound FedEx guy.
Players' union executive Gene Orza claims steroids are no worse than cigarettes. Except that with steroids, the only thing you light up is the Tigers' bullpen.
John Smoltz is demanding tougher testing for steroids. Like what, an essay question?
You know what's sad? Even if all the allegations are false, no one is going to look at a Marvin Benard ground rule double the same way again.
Are you like me? You want to put on muscle while lowering your body fat, but you can't stand that human growth hormone aftertaste?
I once saw a vial of human growth hormone. On the side there was a warning: "Keep out of reach of Muggsy Bogues."
In other baseball news, at The Ballpark in Arlington gift shop, a life-sized cutout of Alex Rodriguez has been marked down from $25 to $15. Actually, it's still $25, but Tom Hicks pays the other $10.
RANGERS BEAT CAPITALS 3-2
Big win. It means the Rangers move on to the first round of the AHL playoffs.
I don't want to say the Blueshirts have shut it down, but starting next week the part of Jaromir Jagr will be played by John Stamos.