Kreskin: It will be a darn good marriage. They will play off each other.
SI: Will Barry Bonds break the career home run record?
Kreskin: Yes, but I am not sure he will do it in the next two years. Don't ask me why, but I don't think anyone will hit more than 50 home runs this year.
SI: Will the Buffalo Bills ever win a Super Bowl?
Kreskin: I have an answer: We never say never. I was asked about Paris Hilton before the Academy Awards, and I said, "You never say never." But I do not believe that she will win an Academy Award in the next 74 years. I do not feel anywhere near as negative about the Buffalo Bills.
SI: Have you ever thought about playing on the World Poker Tour and using your abilities for profit?
Kreskin: I can't play poker anywhere in the world because I'd be shot dead. Nobody would allow me to play under any circumstances. I'm not bragging. It's the nature of my work. I would know when people are lying.
SI: Finally, will SI exist in the 22nd century?
Kreskin: I will turn down any offer to do a column every week, but yes, it will exist.