The Show

Before we begin, by applause, how many of you remember when March Madness referred to spring break at the Kennedy compound?

MLB AND THE PLAYERS' UNION AGREE TO BAN DESIGNER STEROID THG

In a related story Clearasil is six weeks from perfecting a cream for hamstring acne.

Ken Caminiti is in Padres camp as a special instructor. The first day he worked with young players, teaching them how to hit a specimen jar off a batting tee.

The Phillies have acknowledged that Citizens Bank Park may not be completely finished by April 3. They're going to need at least another week to put up the rubber walls in Larry Bowa's office.

The new ballpark may have & some temporary portable concession stands. Does this mean we'll get to see Roberto Hernandez come in from the bullpen on a hot dog cart?

ALABAMA UPENDS NO. 1 STANFORD

Speaking of the Crimson Tide, anyone seen Billy Packer's face lately?

Packer's favorite dis, Saint Joseph's, advanced to the Sweet 16 with a victory over Texas Tech. After the defeat Bobby Knight was gracious, he was respectful, he was courteous to the media.... Wait a minute. Does that doctor from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind have an office in Buffalo?

Elsewhere in Round 2, Wake Forest edged upstart Manhattan. Close game. During the last timeout Manhattan coach Bobby Gonzalez tried to get Sebastian Telfair to sign a letter of intent.