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Bill Scheft
April 05, 2004
Before we begin, did you read where the Pope wants people to stop watching sports on Sunday? Sounds like somebody had Xavier only going one round....
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April 05, 2004

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Well, he's tried everything else, maybe military discipline will straighten out his driver.

Seriously, it'll be a nice change to see Tiger taking marching orders from someone other than Phil Knight.

Tiger kept his streak alive at the Players Championship: Twenty-eight straight tournaments at which some idiot at the tee has yelled, "You da nanny!!!"

Adam Scott's win at the Players Championships helped ensure John Daly would remain in the top 10 on the money list and qualify for the Masters. And this is nice. In Daly's honor, they're renaming holes 11 through 13 "M&M Corner."

NEW ENGLAND DEVELOPER SAYS HE HAS FINANCING TO BUY EXPOS AND MOVE THEM TO CONNECTICUT

Jon Alevizos would rename the team the Colonials. Come on. How about something more indigenous to Connecticut: the NoSox.

Alevizos says if the sale goes through, he would hire former president George Bush as chairman of the board. Why? So he can trade Sammy Sosa's father?

Curt Schilling demanded MLB drug testing be conducted by a third party—which is how it's already done. From now on he'll only make
ill-informed remarks on four days' rest.

Toronto has a new logo this year. It's J.P. Ricciardi dismantling a blue jay's nest by the All-Star break.

GRIZZLIES CLINCH PLAYOFF SPOT

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