The Show

Are you excited about The Bachelor with Giants quarterback Jesse Palmer? I can't wait for this exchange: "Do you have protection?" "Not unless we draft Robert Gallery."

NCAA PRESIDENT MILES BRAND DOES NOT THINK FINAL FOUR HAS BECOME TOO COMMERCIALIZED

Here's my question: Did he say that before Cingular at the Half or just after the Dasani Sideline Report?

Not too commercialized? Come on. My finals bracket had Papa John's versus DiGiorno.

Georgia Tech reached the final despite disappointing contributions from its stars. In fact, I thought all the CBS promos for Without a Trace were referring to B.J. Elder's offense.

MAJOR LEAGUE UMPIRES MAY JOIN UP WITH TEAMSTERS

So get ready for five-man crews: home plate, three bases and one guy holding a flashlight for no reason.

Teamster umps. And you thought Steve Trachsel slowed up games.

Are you like me? Do you figure six months from now, they'll find a QuesTec machine buried in the west end zone at Giants Stadium?

DEVIL RAYS AND YANKEES SPLIT IN TOKYO