I don't know if this has anything to do with Title IX, but just as many cars were turned over and set on fire after the UConn women won their NCAA tide.
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH FOR PHIL
Here's the story they won't tell you. When Mickelson lost his lead and fell three shots back with seven holes to go, a local hospital began fitting him for a green straitjacket.
Wild Sunday. There was so much movement during the final round, the two guys posting numbers on the leader board had to go in for rotator-cuff surgery.
Playing in his final Masters, Arnold Palmer had to sidestep a snake at the 13th hole. Course marshals immediately returned the snake to its natural habitat, Hootie Johnson's legal team.
Martha Burk was not in Augusta this year. She's too busy with her latest crusade, trying to get a woman admitted into the first five rows of a Bette Midler concert.
Once again the Masters was commercial-free...if you don't count John Daly's shirt.
Speaking of which, isn't it time for somebody to stitch in COULD USE just above TRIM SPA?
Three days before the opening round Daly's wife pleaded guilty to money laundering. She got a good deal. Five years' probation, six months' mobile-home arrest.
BARRY BONDS TRIES TO CHANGE PUBLIC PERCEPTION WITH NEW WEBSITE