The Show

Did you see the photo of Tiger Woods in the Army Humvee? Butch Harmon thinks his hands are four degrees too far apart on the mounted machine gun.

NBA PLAYOFFS: BEGIN STRETCHING

The Rockets had a desperate strategy for the first round against the Lakers: Get Shaq's mouth into foul trouble.

Miami put on a furious stretch run to grab the fourth seed in the East. The Heat is the NBA's best-kept secret. Seriously, I still look at the end of their bench and think, Jeez, Pat Riley really let himself go.

Mark Cuban made an offer to Kwame, the runner-up from The Apprentice. I have no idea what that offer was, but I'm sure it's going to end up costing Antawn Jamison minutes.

Before the playoffs there were some strange events near the end of the regular season. The Hawks apologized to fans at Philips Arena after playing a hip-hop song by DMX with obscene lyrics. Not only that, Bob Sura grabbed the tape out of the sound booth and wanted credit for a rebound.

The Magic had 4,000 no-shows for Fan Appreciation Night. Can't blame them. The biggest attraction was getting your X-ray taken with Grant Hill.

BARRY BONDS HITS 660, 661

Is it me, or did Willie Mays look as comfortable passing the torch as he did digging in against Drysdale?

The Rangers and Dr Pepper have announced a joint can-redemption program. Speaking of saving cans, how's Buck Showalter's job security these days?