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Good to be here. Just wondering: If David Beckham gets a red card, does he have to sit out his next two women on the side?

NFL DRAFT: SAN DIEGO TAKES DICTATION WELL

Shrewd move by the Chargers. In exchange for top draft pick Eli Manning, San Diego received Philip Rivers and three Giants picks and got Archie Manning to assume custody of Ryan Leaf.

Archie may be getting a little drunk with power. Sunday he flew to Florida and ordered Anna Kournikova out of her parents' house.

Promising weekend at Madison Square Garden for New York teams. The Giants bagged Manning, the Jets upgraded with Jonathan Vilma and Isiah Thomas didn't file a protest about the clock.

Once again, Mel Kiper Jr. was a little overprepared. Come on. Did we really need his list of Best Available Supreme Court Justices?

The Patriots came in looking for help at cornerback. Makes sense. Ty Law allegedly did only a 4.75 running from the Miami police.

The University of Miami set a record when six Hurricanes went in the first round. Nice to have that many Miami football players picked out of something other than a lineup.

Maybe I dozed off late in round 1 and dreamed this, but I could have sworn I heard Kenechi Udeze pick up the phone and say, "No, what are you wearing?"

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