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Bill Scheft
June 14, 2004
Good to be here. How about a hand for my opening act, Junior "Dice" Seau?
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June 14, 2004

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The former NHL enforcer fought with police and had to be shocked several times with a Taser gun. Of course, Darryl Sutter is claiming he did this to take attention away from the Flames.

Sutter made statements implying the league was rooting for the Lightning to win the Cup. Come on. That's like saying David Stern is rooting for the Lakers to...O.K., bad example.

Darryl is serious about the conspiracy. For Game 7 he replaced Ville Nieminen on the point with Oliver Stone.

No, I'm sorry. That's Oliwa Stone.

MIKE POWELL TO TRY OUT FOR U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
The 40-year-old long jumper is in great shape. Last week he cleared 27 feet. And that was just to distance himself from Kelli White.

ALLEN IVERSON'S CAR TICKETED AT PHILADELPHIA AIRPORT

The Sixers All-Star received a $300 citation for illegally parking in a handicapped zone. I'd fight it. Not handicapped? What do you call playing in an offense where your second option is Derrick Coleman?

My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy the Greg Kihn Band.

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