Saw The Chronicles of Riddick. What a rip-off. Over two hours, not one mention of boot camp or the parachute guy.
PISTONS PUMPING DIESEL AND CO.
Are you like me? Are you waiting for J.Lo to dump Marc Anthony and go after Bill Davidson?
Kid Rock sang America the Beautiful before Game 4. Speaking of Kid Rock, how about Shaq's new free throw technique?
Magic Johnson called the Lakers' effort in their Game 3 loss unacceptable. In fact, he's been so disappointed in the team, he's this close to changing the slogan at his 30 Burger King franchises to Have It Yao Way.
Detroit's run has been so inspiring, Larry Brown is actually thinking about unpacking.
Police in Detroit are investigating a Pistons fan's claim that Karl Malone poked him in the face before Game 3. If the allegation turns out to be true, the fan gets to guest-host Jimmy Kimmel.
Sales of Lakers merchandise are up 50% from last year's playoffs. In fact, the most common thing you hear at the NBA Store is, "Look, pal, all we have is Medvedenko...."
Meanwhile, somebody stop Larry Bird. Now he's claiming he'd like to see more white superstars on the Washington Generals.
In an interview on ESPN, Bird said he felt "personally insulted" when a white player was assigned to guard him. Psychiatrists have a name for this syndrome: paranoid Schintzius-ophrenia.