Let's hurry this up. I have to visit my six-year-old niece in the hospital. Freak accident. She got between me and a foul ball. But, in my defense, I did call for it.
MICKELSON CANT DUCK, DUCK GOOSEN AT U.S. OPEN
Poor Phil. First he double-bogeyed 17, then Lizzie Grubman backed over his caddie in the parking lot.
NBC used 50 cameras. Forty-seven on the course and three shooting continuous promos for Joey.
By the way, does anyone have the number of the Shinnecock course superintendent? I'd love to know how they were able to change the pin placements on the cart path.
You didn't need spin for your ball to stay on the 7th green, you needed a Sherpa.
Please. The only person consistently on the green during the final round was the guy with the hose.
Meanwhile, Tiger's problems off the tee continued. Woods 6 was so far right he was offered a job with Fox News.
OLYMPIC TORCH COMES TO LOS ANGELES
Things got off to a bad start when 10,000 people showed up to protest the second-hand smoke.