Meanwhile, USADA intends to lower the burden of proof for athletes suspected of steroid use. The antidoping agency wants to relax the criterion from "beyond a reasonable doubt" to "comfortable satisfaction." Which, of course, is just above "pure chewing satisfaction."
Attorneys for Marion Jones claim she recently passed a lie detector test in which she was asked if she'd ever taken performance-enhancing drugs. Unfortunately, the results of the polygraph may not count because they were wind-aided.
DEVIL RAYS POST MLB'S SECOND-BEST RECORD OVER LAST MONTH
Yeah, right. Next thing you're going to tell me, the majors' winningest pitcher is Kenny Rogers.
Indians pitcher Cliff Lee was suspended six games for throwing behind the head of Ken Griffey Jr. Here's what I don't get. Before Griffey hit number 500, the Reds wanted to appeal the suspension and have him sit out the next two series on the road.
JAGS SUBJECT OF TRAINING CAMP DOCUMENTARY
Pretty catchy title: Fahrenheit 4th and 11.
The Patriots handed out Super Bowl rings, which cost the team more than $20,000 apiece. And thanks to some tinkering by Scott Pioli, only $9.95 will count against the cap.
Tests on Jeremy Shockey's injured right foot have uncovered a "hot spot." What does that mean? At the base of his arch there's a VIP room?
Giants QB Jesse Palmer and the woman he chose on The Bachelor have broken up. Apparently, she's getting more reps with Eli Manning.