The Show

Good to be here. This just in: David Stern has announced that only 3% of NBA players have records by the Police.

EIGHT HIGH SCHOOLERS SELECTED IN FIRST ROUND OF BASKETBALL DRAFT

You know what the NBA needs? A child-proof salary cap.

Top draft pick Dwight Howard is very religious. He won't sign with Orlando unless the team changes its nickname to the Magi.

New York City high school star Sebastian Telfair, who was selected 13th by the Blazers, did not attend the draft. He was holed up in the pocket of a rep from Adidas.

Twelve players from Europe were chosen. Shocking. By the end of the night, there were no Ukrainians left for the NHL draft.

More than 20 of the NBA's 30 teams have called the Lakers about Shaquille O'Neal. It's going to be a tough deal to swing. The Lakers are looking for at least two starters whom Kobe Bryant is comfortable not getting the ball to.

RAIN RULES WIMBLEDON

Weather postponements forced matches to be played on the middle Sunday for only the third time in the tournament's 127-year history. Or, if you're chair umpire Ted Watts, the 127th time in the tournament's three-year history.

Watts was fired after he incorrectly awarded Karolina Sprem a point during the second-set tiebreaker of her upset win over Venus Williams. This guy has no business making calls at Centre Court. He should be refereeing at Euro 2004.