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Bill Scheft
July 12, 2004
Before we begin, did you hear about the seven-year-old skateboarder who signed an endorsement deal with Mattel? A seven-year-old pro skateboarder. What's his name, Freddy A-dude?
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July 12, 2004

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Elsewhere, the Rockets got Tracy McGrady in a blockbuster trade with the Magic. The Rockets presented T-Mac with a customized away jersey. It says HOUSTON on the front and HOISTIN' on the back.

MLB SERVES UP "NATURAL RIVALS WEEKEND" IN INTERLEAGUE PLAY

And seriously, is there anything more natural than Toronto- Montreal in San Juan?

Among the "natural rivals" matchups: Detroit at Colorado. Help me out here. Did Kris Draper get hit hard?

Earlier in the week the Yankees swept the Red Sox at the Stadium. Dick Cheney was at the opener. He spent the entire game deciding whether to invade Miguel Cairo.

I'm starting to worry about Cheney. He insists there's a connection between Saddam Hussein and Al Nipper.

Jason Giambi and Kevin Brown have been sidelined with intestinal parasites. These parasites are very aggressive. Doctors believe they're distant cousins of Scott Boras.

Barry Bonds was given a surprise party for his 40th birthday. Twenty close friends and relatives hid under his hat.

Congratulations to Randy Johnson, who got his 4,000th career strikeout. The Diamondbacks want Johnson to go into the Hall of Fame wearing an Arizona cap...but with his Mariners mullet.

STEPHEN AMES TOP PERFORMER IN CIALIS WESTERN OPEN

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