ILLINOIS REPUBLICANS ATTEMPT TO DRAFT MIKE DITKA FOR SENATE RUN
Ditka a Republican? Is that one of those fine-print side effects of Levitra?
NHL RELEASES 2004-05 SCHEDULE
It's a schedule all right...of daily nonstop flights to Switzerland.
U.S. HIGH JUMPER AMY ACUFF TO APPEAR IN AUGUST ISSUE OF PLAYBOY
Let me guess. She's lying nude on a mattress, 6'7�" below a wobbling coatrack.
RAPPER PERCY MILLER, A.K.A. MASTER P, CUT FROM NUGGETS SUMMER LEAGUE TEAM
Technically, doesn't this make him Master DNP?
My time is up. You've been great. Enjoy Free.