Elsewhere, the Rockies say they will only consider legitimate prospects for starter Shawn Estes. Legitimate prospect. What does that mean, the scout who signed him has to be married?
KMART: MILE-HIGH SPECIAL
In the week after signing Kenyon Martin, the Nuggets sold 180 season tickets. And six tattoo parlors opened in the Denver airport.
The Sixers acquired Kevin Ollie for a third time. I believe he was the player to be named later in the Kevin Ollie trade.
MARION JONES'S EX-HUSBAND CLAIMS SHE TOOK STEROIDS
Why couldn't she have married someone quiet and non-controversial, like Carl Lewis?
Meanwhile, U.S. 100-meter champion Torri Edwards, found guilty of using a banned stimulant, may avoid suspension from the Olympics because of "exceptional circumstances." Hmmm, A exceptional circum-stances. Like she's exceptionally fast?
SIDES MEET IN NHL LABOR DISPUTE
It wasn't very productive. All they agreed on was a salary cap for 38-day Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings.
More than half of the employees in the NHL offices were reportedly told they could be offered severance packages. Finally, some fiscal sense. It's not the players' union or the owners who have caused this mess, it's the guy who changes the toner on Gary Bettman's fax machine.