"By the time I get home," he says, "my girls"—twins Isabelle and Grace, who will be three in the fall—"will be potty-trained. They'll be riding bikes." Five-year-old Luke "is already swimming across the pool. How the hell can I miss stuff like that?"
As Armstrong spoke, a man named Eddie entered the room with a basket of clean laundry. Holding up a pair of inside-out cycling shorts, Eddie asked, "These are yours?"
"No," Armstrong said.
Armstrong claimed the socks, adding, "That's my rain jacket, too."
"For sure this is yours," said Eddie, holding up a yellow jersey.
"Yeah," said Armstrong. "I'm the only guy who has one of those."
Now he is the only guy with six.