?Andy Furman, Latonia Race Course public-relations director, on the $10,000 in dining room charges rung up by the Cincinnati press corps this season: "They can read the menu better than they can the Daily Racing Form."
? Bill Walton, Celtics center, on life-style adjustments he has made since moving from L.A. to Boston: "I do a lot of the same things. I just don't do them outdoors."
? Steve Carlton (yes, Steve Carlton!), Phillies pitcher and longtime wine connoisseur, commenting on the 39� weather at a recent game in Montreal's Olympic Stadium: "This place would make a good wine cellar."
? Bill Parcells, New York Giants coach, after watching a baseball game attended by only 3,223 people in another wine cellar, 38� Cleveland Stadium: "The place was so empty they could have held archery practice."